Archive by tag 'Don’t you want to forward this video to someone who just did something stupid? I remember a law professor who told me this exact thing after I attempted to answer one of his questions. Well, not exactly. I believe his exact words were, “Mr. Logan, that was certainly a baroque answer.” Somehow, it felt the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Good Morning, Monday
Garfield Minus Garfield nails Monday morning.
Gladius “Style”
Suzuki’s Gladiusstyle.com is dedicated to the new-for-2009 Gladius motorcycle. Although the Gladius appears based on the engine used in Suzuki’s widely-acclaimed SV650/SV650S series, I must assume Suzuki wants to appeal to a different demographic. The Suzuki Gladius provides a new definition of aggressive sport bike styling. With a trellis frame openly highlighting its chassis design, [...]
Poodle Exercises — What?!
(Click picture to view on YouTube.) You know how some people look like their pets? This is an extreme version of that. Gotta love the poodle arms, legs, and hair… Oh, and don’t miss the poodles in the background. More exercise video insanity. Ha! ___ Hat tip: Soloflex blog via Rick Turoczy.
Happy Pi Day
Have a slice of pi! ___ NOTICE: In no way should this post be interpreted to condone or encourage the senseless beating of those who can recite way too many digits of pi. It is just the failed humor (okay, the reposting of failed humor) by one who can’t remember more digits of pi than [...]
Big Three: We Don’t Need to Compete
Don’t forget to read the fine print. And I’d apologize for the language, but it’s mild compared to how I feel. It’s like buying a car, but without getting the car.
Dennis the Dentist, Adolph the ___
Scott Adams wrote earlier today about people’s names affecting their life choices. Apparently, people named Dennis are more likely to become dentists. With that in mind, what do you think someone named Adolph might do? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You’re right. An Adolph might attempt to kill Barack Obama because he’s black. Parents, naming [...]
Watermelon: Nature’s Viagra?
Men, you don’t need those embarrassing ED consults with your doctor. Now you can endure knowing looks in the grocery checkout aisle.
Quote of the Day — President George W. Bush
From an interview with Neal Cavuto of FOXNews: Fiscal conservatism is one of my defining issues for the remaining months. —President George W. Bush. The only rational reaction: [Audio clip: view full post to listen] ___ Hat tip: Cato@Liberty via The Agitator. Mp3 from Oberon81 under Creative Commons Sampling Plus 1.0 license.
Garfield Minus Garfield
Garfield Minus Garfield. It’s possible the Garfield comic strip is better with Garfield gone, and by possible I mean most definitely. Hat tip: The Comics Curmudgeon.
