A Conservative’s Guide to Voting for John McCain

Clothes pin I offer the following guide to voting in the general election, should John McCain be the Republican candidate:

  1. Affix a clothespin to your nose
  2. Vote for John McCain
  3. Remove the clothespin
  4. Wash your hands
  5. Take a long shower
  6. Know that McCain is better than Hillary or Obama, even if barely…

And remember, there no time like the primaries to get a better conservative candidate.

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