EPA Declares My Personal Emissions to be Pollutants

Dec 7th, 2009
by Brent Logan.

Pollutions in SpringfieldSeriously. :-/

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Yeah, both carbon dioxide and methane, for the juvenile among us. For some reason, the EPA chose to ignore water vapor, another greenhouse gas I emit.
Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/chicagoenergy/ / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

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2 Comments

  1. Roy W. Gardner says:
    12/8/2009 at 8:30 am

    Imagine this extreme scenario: We are taxed for our personal exhalations of carbon monoxide. Some people refuse to pay. The penalty is suffocation.

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    1. Brent Logan says:
      12/8/2009 at 10:40 am

      Roy, if you put this in government speak, it sounds reasonable:

      All individuals are required to decrease their carbon dioxide emissions by 2%. Those who fail to do so will have technological assistance that decreases their emissions by 75%.

      That should work! ;-)

      Reply

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