A Conservative’s Guide to Voting for John McCain

Feb 1st, 2008

by Brent Logan.

I offer the following guide to voting in the general election, should John McCain be the Republican candidate:

1. Affix a clothespin to your nose
2. Vote for John McCain
3. Remove the clothespin
4. Wash your hands
5. Take a long shower
6. Know that McCain is better than Hillary or Obama, even if barely…

And remember, there no time like the primaries to get a better conservative candidate.

Photo by bookmama used under Creative Commons license.

Posted in: General.
Tagged: barack obama · hillary clinton · john mccain

2 Comments

1. Robert Logan says:

   2/7/2008 at 6:50 pm

   7. Have a “quiet moment” that the VP is a good one.

   8. Have a “quiet moment” and reconsider your vote. Maybe Obama will leave intact more of your civil liberties than McCain.

   9. Have a “quiet moment” and weigh what is more important – your pocketbook or your civil liberties.

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2. Brent Logan says:

   2/8/2008 at 6:05 pm

   Obama is an interesting choice. He’s certainly the candidate of change. Imagine if Hillary wins. How many more years of Bushes and Clintons can this country handle?

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